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December 13, 2012

Maria asks…

What if I forget to feed a cat for a week?

Last week my neighbor Jeanie asked me if I would take care of Mr Bo jangles, her ugly *** Persian cat while she went to Jamaica so she could have sex with black guys only because she is heavy and the white guys don’t really care for that. Anyway, I think it was wrong for her to ask me. First of all, she lives down on the second floor of our building when I’m up here on 4. It’s not like she is right next door or anything. And then her cat has to take a pill every day. I didn’t know this, but to give the thing a pill, I have to open it’s mouth and try to throw it in…and that cat has these sharp fang teeth. Anyway, I went down the first day and fed it but could not get him to take is pill. I tried laying out on a napkin, and even put some peanut butter on it, but he still did not care for it. And then the next day was Thursday and I forgot to go down there because for one the Amazing Race was on, and then our microwave broke. So on Friday I was going to go down but Bill Potter called who is OH MY GOD so sexy. I mean I think he looks kinda like that guy who said Lindsey Lohan had fire crotch in that Paris Hilton TMZ video. He is gorgeous. So I went out with Bill and he took me for pasta AND scallops! and then to The Snuggery. Oh my God! I got wasted on spearmint schnapps. I don’t think we had sex, but there was heavy petting. I would have though. Anyway I did not get home until Sunday, and now I’ve been too scared to go down there because if it died and I see it I will get sick. I get so sick if I see dead stuff sometimes I even vomit. My friend Kim lives next to Jeanie said the cat is crying real loud like a growl, and that scares me too as his teeth are sharp. I can”t really trust Kim though. She wears a pad under her stretch pants and you can literally see the outline. She was even sent home from work for it. Do you know how long the cat will live? Jeanie get’s back tomorrow night. I don’t know what to do. I also think I misplaced the key to her apartment. Help. Oh- and there is a very ugly lady in here who goes by “Mcally” she is home all alone with no man on Friday night in the bird room trolling around. Poor Dear.
You guys are so mean. I don’t care if the cat’s dead. in fact I hope it is dead. If you guys were nice you would have given me NICE advice and then i may have gonne down there. but thanks to y’all i know it’s dead and/or suffering. HAHA!
oh- and my friend Lisa knows the yahoo user down there who goes by “odd little animal” and she says you are really fat and no man will ever have sex with you, even the ugly ones. HAHA

Administrator answers:

It will probably bite you for food

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Sandy asks…

How long do cats live if you forget to feed them?

Last week my neighbor Jeanie asked me if I would take care of Mr Bo jangles, her ugly *** Persian cat while she went to Jamaica so she could have sex with black guys only because she is heavy and the white guys don’t really care for that. Anyway, I think it was wrong for her to ask me. First of all, she lives down on the second floor of our building when I’m up here on 4. It’s not like she is right next door or anything. And then her cat has to take a pill every day. I didn’t know this, but to give the thing a pill, I have to open it’s mouth and try to throw it in…and that cat has these sharp fang teeth. Anyway, I went down the first day and fed it but could not get him to take is pill. I tried laying out on a napkin, and even put some peanut butter on it, but he still did not care for it. And then the next day was Thursday and I forgot to go down there because for one the Amazing Race was on, and then our microwave broke. So on Friday I was going to go down but Bill Potter called who is OH MY GOD so sexy. I mean I think he looks kinda like that guy who said Lindsey Lohan had fire crotch in that Paris Hilton TMZ video. He is gorgeous. So I went out with Bill and he took me for pasta AND scallops! and then to The Snuggery. Oh my God! I got wasted on spearmint schnapps. I don’t think we had sex, but there was heavy petting. I would have though. Anyway I did not get home until Sunday, and now I’ve been too scared to go down there because if it died and I see it I will get sick. I get so sick if I see dead stuff sometimes I even vomit. My friend Kim lives next to Jeanie said the cat is crying real loud like a growl, and that scares me too as his teeth are sharp. I can”t really trust Kim though. She wears a pad under her stretch pants and you can literally see the outline. She was even sent home from work for it. Do you know how long the cat will live? Jeanie get’s back tomorrow night. I don’t know what to do. I also think I misplaced the key to her apartment. Help.

Administrator answers:

A troll that can’t even get the section right ROFL

George asks…

Leo Woman + Pisces Man — how will we end up?

From all the articles and info I’ve gathered, it’s apparently a doomed relationship, right? I hope not… I think I’ve fallen hard for him. For once, I’ve met someone who’s completely okay with who I am, no qualms or judgement. However, there are some downsides but, no one’s perfect.

We met when I was 3. He was 19. My father and his father were business partners. His father thought he was an epic failure and suggested an arranged marriage between us to salvage some legacy. Unfortunately, a whole lot of drama ensued before we met. He apparently fell madly in love with another woman (his brother’s fiance) which ended in a lot of trauma and a miscarriage. He claims that I was/am the only good thing in his life.

Given the age gap, he’s always insisted we keep things platonic, that he’ll never view me as nothing more than that adorable brat he hung out with when we first met. We eventually lost touch after I was 6 and were only reunited when recently: I’m 16 and he’s 32. I think he’s the most gorgeous man I’ve ever seen and we get on so well, intellectually and conversationally…and physically. I’ve cajoled him into my way of thinking–that we should have a physical relationship since we appease each other’s sexual prowess.

But, I’ve come to find out that his prior ex-girlfriend, the one with the miscarriage and all that jazz is living in Paris. He travels there every year on “business” and sees her. I don’t know what their relationship is–I assume they’re still intimate as he still has her picture on his desk. He’s not really lying since he does have some hotels in Paris so, he technically goes there for SOME business. I made it quite clear in the beginning that I was fine if we remained friends with benefits in spite of the fact that I adore him and he always maintains that I’m the best thing in his life, that I make him think of happy times, that I’m like his soulmate because I understand him and the world apparently.

Coming from humble loveless beginnings, I’ve managed to immerse myself fully in academics, education, arts and cynicism so I think have leverage in terms of our age gap and intelligence and thought. I’m far too conservative and reasonable to claim I have life experience in those terms though.

Throughout my entire life, I can think of no other happier time than when I was with him when I was younger and we’d play tag and all those stuff. I was over the moon when we met again. I was 15 and we managed to pick up where we left off…with the exception of fairly recently when I came onto him at his apartment.

I usually visited him there quite often in the company of friends and the odd time alone. We’d watch movies or play some Wii most of the time. I occasionally did come onto him other times outside of his apartment and sometimes at his place but, he’d always insist we keep things platonic. Things only became “complicated” or rather, heated when I heard he had an argument with the aforementioned girlfriend. Basically, we had a party to go to the day after so, I went to his office to plainly state that he should simply man up and get it together so we make a decent impression to everyone–potential investors and clientele. He pretty much said I was being selfish albeit practical and that he “saw the way I looked at him” and how he “knew what I really wanted”, how I always “subtly asked for it” with my “dresses” and how I “acted”, how I “wanted him even now”. It ended with my telling him that I was cool enough to actually acknowledge my desires and that I wasn’t a pathetic sulk still basking in the tragic romance of a miscarriage unable to commit to more than the odd fling in Paris.

I ended up going to his apartment a few days later. I avoided talking to him for most of the party. He apologized and said that I was right, that he found himself wanting me and that he always did but didn’t want to ruin things between us. Amidst his gentlemanly sob stories and some hormones, we ended up having some very hot foreplay…and continue to do so.

I want to give him my virginity but, I’m still not completely sure how to go about it or how things will end up. He claims that he loves me and doesn’t care about his ex, that if he has me, he doesn’t need to have “Paris“.

He wants to be a father. He wants to be the awesome father that his wasn’t and hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet but, I’m just not ready to have kids. By the time I am, he’ll be too old to really enjoy a lot of time with them. I’m usually so practical–I want to put his need for children above my need for him. I want him to be happy but, he says he’s just happy with me. He always holds me up on a pedestal and tells me I’m his everything and knowing the vanity and self-interest that goe
just noted that an answer below stated that “two decades” is a bit of stretch when dealing with relationships and that “10-15 years is plausible”…Math was always my worst subject but, we’re 16 years apart not 20…so apparently, the 1+ off the 15-year mark is a tad too much? I’m a little scared to be honest. He always claims that I’m the one for him, that he couldn’t live without me, that he always thought of me when we were apart and how I lit up his life when we met again. And, I know that Pisces have a tendency to romanticize things and revert to the past so, I’m a little concerned about his ex. I’ve gone to Paris with him a couple of times and we’ve run into her while we were out. Of course, she’s friendly and we’re all civil but, who knows what lies beneath? She’s closer to his age, only a year younger, and she’s gorgeous which is why I’m always baffled that he claims to think I’m hotter and would rather be

Administrator answers:

You are the most articulate and well-written 16 year old I have ever read about. It would be a great pity if you wasted your intelligence and time with astrology. However I dont mean to offend. If your situation does not break any laws then enjoy it while it lasts because everybody needs relationship experience. You have made a very good point of realising the long term future is limited.

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