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September 29, 2012

Betty asks…

What has watching the movies ever taught you?

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people–whether they are employed or not.

2) At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

3) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

4) Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.

5) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

6) When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

7) If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
8) Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

9) Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

10) All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman, but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

11) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

12) It’s easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

13) Once applied, lipstick will never rub off–even while scuba diving.

14) You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

15) Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.

16) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris .

17) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

18) If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

19) If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

20) Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: “Enter Password Now.”

21) Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

22) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.

23) A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

24) If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.

25) Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

26) When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.

27) A car door is perfect to shield yourself from bullets.

Administrator answers:

Well I think those movie stars have worked HARD!! To try and get that WHOLE movie and their parts to show it to us so I thank all movie stars for doing it for us.. =] <33

William asks…

isnt this strange but true ??

Scenes From the Movies
1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people–whether they are employed or not.
2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
7. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
8. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
9. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
10. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
11. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
12. It’s easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
13. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off–even while scuba diving.
14. You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
15. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.
16. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
17. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
18. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
19. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
20. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.
21. American cars always blow up

PLEASE STAR IF YOU LIKED IT……..

Administrator answers:

Nice and funny.well that’s what you usually see in most movies. I liked it, now I can show it to someone else.

Charles asks…

26 things the movies taught us!!?

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people–whether they are employed or not.
2) At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

3) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

4) Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.

5) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

6) When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

7) If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
8) Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

9) Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

10) All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman, but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

11) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

12) It’s easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

13) Once applied, lipstick will never rub off–even while scuba diving.

14) You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

15) Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.

16) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

17) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

18) If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

19) If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

20) Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: “Enter Password Now.”

21) Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

22) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.

23) A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

24) If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.

25) Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

26) When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English

Administrator answers:

THIS IS SO TRUE! I love # 1 2 3 4 5 oh well I just love all of them! Lol but I think I can one to make number 27: When a girl is being chased she always runs up the stairs just to jump out of a window!

GREAT JOB A Star for you and IF i could give you more I would ~Clap~Clap~Clap~ WONDERFUL

Ken asks…

Thing I learnt from the Movies. . .?

1. Large, loft style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people – whether they are employed or not.

2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, do not worry which wire to cut – you will always choose the right one.

4. It doesn’t matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will patiently attack you one by one, by dancing around in a threatening manner until you’ve knocked out their predecessors.

5. If you are pretty and blonde, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission by the age of 22.

6. Honest and hardworking policeman are traditionally gunned down three days before retirement.

7. During police investigations, it is necessary to visit a strip club at least one.

8. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach armpit level on a women, but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

9. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

10. It’s easy for anyone to land a plane providing there’s someone in the control tower to talk them down.

11. You’re likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

12. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it is not necessary to speak the language – a fake accent will do.

13. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

14. A man will show no pain while taking a ferocious beating, but will wine when a woman cleans his wounds.

15. If staying in a haunted house, women must investigate any strange noises while wearing revealing underwear.

16. Word processors never display a cursor on screen, but will always say: Enter Password Now.

17. All bombs are fitted with an electronic timing device with large red readouts so you know when they are going to go off.

18. A detective can only solve a case once he’s been suspended from duty.

19. Police departments give officers personality tests to ensure they have a partner who is their total opposite.

20. Foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.

Administrator answers:

Those are so true!

Robert asks…

Would you read more of my book? please be honest.?

for background, Mark and Bridget are a famous Hollywood couple and Heather and Devon (Dev) are Bridget’ BFF (Heather) and brother (Dev.) they just got back from xmas at Bridget’s parents house and are getting ready for the premiere of Bridget and MArk’s new movie.

Mark and I stepped out of the plane groggily. Heather and Dev seemed overly excited. They quickly walked over to the baggage claim, while Mark and I walked slowly, hand-in-hand.
Mark yawned. Then I heard I heard the sound of a flashbulb going off. I turned to see photographers snapping pictures of us. I started jogging away, and Mark followed me. When we caught up to Heather and Dev, they had all the luggage and were staring at Kenz.
“Bridgey! Markie!” she said cheerily. “You two look tired.” She said smiling as she hugged both of us.
“I just met, Heather and Devon.” Kenz said my brother’s name in her gross airy voice, making me hold in vomit. Then I thought, it could have been Mark’s name she was saying, and the vomit disappeared and was replaced with relief.
“Everything’s been so boring without you guys!” Kenz smiled. “I mean, I had this party in my loft and you guys weren’t there so, out of like a hundred people, I had like…no one to talk to.” She said, chomping on a piece of Hubba Bubba Bubble gum. Heather smiled like an idiot and Dev just kept his gaze on Kenz’s chest. I rolled my eyes.
“That’s nice Kenz, but I need to find a hotel for Dev, Heth, and I, so I can get some sleep.” I yawned. Mark furrowed his brows.
“You guys can sleep in my penthouse.” He said as if it were obvious. “It’ll save money, and it’s not like I don’t have the space.” He added kindly. I choked on my own spit.
Dev patted my back. “That’s actually a good idea Pretty Boy.” Dev joked. “Bridge, don’t you think it’s a good idea?” Dev looked at me as I started breathing again.
SPEND THE NIGHT AT MARK’S APARTMENT????????
“Um,” I said. Then I thought out my words.
Now, Mark and I have slept in the same trailer, but we usually left before one was up, and at either of the parents’ houses, MAJOR supervision. But and his apartment, there were no rules, no parents. Just him, Heather, Dev and me.
THAT’S IT! DEV! He’ll be the parent. He won’t let anything happen. Okay, now I was ready.
“Sure.” I smiled. Then hugged Mark. “That’s a great idea.”

Administrator answers:

It was ok. Not something I would read. The sentences were choppy and didn’t really flow that well. Work on showing instead of telling things and it will probably be very good.

Can you help me?
Http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoKK.K0qizv7.ufO84LelDnsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090416201604AAfoHjd

Paul asks…

How do I display my photography?

Iam applying for a artist loft, You have to be a artist or have a art as a hobby. Well I dont think of my self as a artist and iam not sure if my pics are all that great to even call it a hobby… But i love to take pictures of things that really catch my eye and interest. But here is the thing. Usually i post my pics online just to keep to my self or share some times… So if they accept us for the apartment I have to show them my pics…. But i dont know how to display them or show the pics to them? I feel its kind cheap or weird to just had them 4x8s and say yes so this is in Egypt, this is in Minnesota ex…

Any suggestions

Administrator answers:

Print them out. If you dont have a printer print like at a CVS/WALMART/WALGREENS.
Then buy a photo album and put them in there.

Laura asks…

Nobody answers my messages on my dating profile and I feel like a huge loser. Why?

My Profile/FB picture: http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=17129149

My OKCupid Profile:

From my facebook Profle: What I would call…
The Short Version:

I go to MSU. My major is political science. I like to work at my job. I want to go to law school so I won’t have to work at Qdoba anymore. I usually spend my time reading; learning about history and politics and political theory is a big deal for me. I worship Henery Kissinger as a living god. Also, I associate myself solidly in the hard-nosed realist camp. I may seem outwardly cold, however; I do care very much. I consider myself to be an intellectual. I love techno, and inde rock bands. I love Springfield, the city in which I live, and doubt that I will ever live anywhere else I love Mad Men; and I enjoy a Manhattan and a ciggarett.

The Long Version:
I’m a pretty relaxed guy. I keep an almost zen-like calm about most things. I’m really in to sustainable living and am a committed urbanist (I dislike suburbs, there is no sense of place or history). I would love to live in a loft. Downtown is without a doubt the best part of springfield. Recently I moved into my own apartment. Its nice; but I’m busy most of the time with school and work so I don’t get to spend a lot of time there. When I am I will usually listen to music and read something.

I LOVE history. Especially classical (Roman) history. As well I like learning about government, in particular totalitarian regimes. The levers of power and control of mass groups of people interest me very much. As well society and culture. I also enjoy economics and have investments in the stock market, mostly energy, as that it the industry I feel most compfortable with.

Keeping informed about the world around me is very important. I have a subscription to the Economist and read Foreign Affaris religiously. As well I will also occasionally browse the Council on Foreign Relations and the Center for a New American Seciurities websites to look for something interesting. I am an addict of RealClearWorld.com, which is a collection of articles on international news. I also like Moodeys and Gallup; which monitor Global Bonds and Opinions, respectfully. I try to read one book per two weeks, if I have time.

The financial crisis in Greece and, soon, Club Med (Spain, Italy, Greece and Ireland) had a profound effect on my political views. Made me a bit of a defecit hawk. I’m still not sure how I will vote in the upcoming elections. The GOP really isn’t a party that I feel I can give my support to; they don’t really do anything. Glen Beck and the tea partiers are insane (I’m a political scientest, they are insane.) Obama and the democrats; while preforming ok in foreign affairs (Id’ like to see a stronger stance on China and a closer alliance with the UK; would someone please tell me a good reason we support Israel!) is not doing as well as I would have hoped. He needs to welcome the hatred of his enemies, like FDR did, not try to get them to like him.

One day I would like to travle and see the world, but the degree comes first. I’ll worry about getting a real job after I graduate.

Administrator answers:

Most profiles on those sites are fakes, so most users probably think you are a fake.

Based on what you posted, you should START with ONE sentence about who you are and what you are looking for. Then list what you would like to DO with that someone. Then list your interests.

That should be LESS than 2 paragraphs.

Susan asks…

New newly painted basement apt. needs accent color.?

I have a huge basement apartment that I have just painted all white. (it was two tone lime green with a wainscotting board when I moved in) It is looking huge and gorgeous now. I have used the open concept and treating it like a loft………..with low ceilings!!! about 6 feet high.
Now so far I have used all blacks, whites, greys and silvers. The gas fireplace chimney is black and the bar which is my kitchen table is also painted high gloss black (has stainless steel bar stools) with the kitchen cupboards the same. Very kewl hardware as well.
I added food grade stainless steel to the counter tops and it looks great. The back splash is magnetic metal and very useful. The old refrigerator is now wallpapered in an anygliptic paper and painted silver, huge improvement. I curtained off the entry way with triple fullness for privacy and used ‘I’ beam for easy opening.
Now for my question, what color should I use for an accent color to add some real punch? I want it sophisticated with a funky twist. The kitchen has a picture of an old Jazz Singer in a black frame hanging from a ribbon over the sink with ‘Jazz Cafe’ in wood letters around it. So you have a feel for what I have done now I need a punch of color.
What do you suggest? Thanks for any ideas.

Administrator answers:

1] how about the colors in the Jazz Singer?
2] or add favorite bright or vivid color[s] to the apt. -
hot pink
cherry or tomato red
peach or coral [ not orange = too Halloween ]
lemon
lime or kelly
turquoise
sky or smoke blue
lavender or purple
3] in accessories -
drapes or curtains
bedding
pillows
lamps, shades
sidechair
ornaments
art, wall hangings
candles, candlesticks
4] or mix it up a bit – example;
lots of red in living area, with a bit of yellow and blue; lot of yellow in kitchen with a bit of blue and red; lots of blue in bed area with a bit of red and yellow.

Mandy asks…

My child’s grandmother is an cynical pessimistic bitch.?

Hello everyone. I want to know if I am the only one in the world with this problem. I have been in a relationship with a guy for 7 years. I am faithful, loyal, loving, understanding and caring to him and respect his family. But his mom is so mean and apathetic. When I met her she was so mean and judgmental. I am a attractive girl you can see from the picture. His mother calls all her sons girlfriends ugly, dirty, slutty hoars. She hates when her sons met a girl and marries them. She uses any tactic to get her sons to hate them. In my case she played the I hate her because shes American card. She said “I want to be able to understand the girl I am dealing with. Why can’t you be with a Dominican girl?” This was annoying because he is so immature and told me all the time that she hates me. She thinks I dress like a slut. blah .,.. No offense but the woman is no fashionista herself. She is 60 years old with a 2nd grade education from DR. In addition she is 4’11 and 175 pound (obese) and has yellow teeth wrinkly skin and is so superficial. She wears jeans and sneakers everyday. She wears Reebok she had for 5 years and judges the way I dress. When I wear classy suits, pencil skirts, and cardigan sweaters. In the summer I wear skirts and sun dresses. Anyhow whenever I am around her she is rude, judgmental, insulting, and belligerent. I tried to be nice to her on her birthday and spend the day with her six years ago. But she is so annoying and criticized me because I had not job at the time and her son did not either. When I did have a job she still talked garbage about me and said Im too ugly to be with her son. Her son is no prize. I broke up with him. Then he kept running back in my life and eventually got me pregnant. During my pregnancy his mom was a uber bitch. She told him to leave me. I am way too fat and ugly for him now. When shes fat and busted herself. My boyfriend kicked me out and I lived in a loft with roomates for a while. Then he told me to come back and live with him. I never once asked the woman for anything during my pregnancy. She came to the hospital and when I was ready to give birth and said ” My son doesn’t like dominican.” Thats the first thing you say when you come to the hospital to see your grandson. My mother said ” She is so rude and annoying.” She kept saying my boyfriends other baby mother is coming to see me. Then I went to her apt with the baby and she was even more annoying. Asking me if my family thinks hes pretty and the baby took the beauty away from me. She had no consideration for my feelings and could not just shut up about imperfections I knew I had from pregnancy. But the insults and annoyance did not stop there. I talked to my boyfriend and he is agreeing with his mother. His mom said something so ignorant and mean spirited ” You want somebody too pretty for you.” On the phone. I said I hate you and your piggy mom. I am moving out. So I did for a month. My childs father called me everyday and apologized that his mom is so rude and disrespectful. His mom apologized to me and said shes sorry and she did not have a very good upbringing and she never had a good relationship with her mother. I said ” I don’t care about her feelings if she does not care about mine.” I waited a while about seven months. I lost the weight and my skin cleared up. But the mom is just a hater that I cannot visit or give the time of day. Honestly I rather do what the other woman do and never see her again. Keep my son to myself and never let him know his family. My childs father takes him to her apartment and deals with her. Ever since her nasty comments. What would you do in my situation? I asked god but I am so at odds. I keep leaving my partner. But he keeps asking me to come back. So he can have a relationship with his son.

Administrator answers:

Imao. Lol. Idk.

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